Welcome back, ladies and gentlemen, to the fifth round of the Moon Cell Grail War.
Our current opponent can kill us with a single punch and is Literally Invisible.
But Taiga wants to take time out of our busy week to go find her a fucking lobster in the Arena.
Amazing.
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I cannot comprehend what you and Rin Tohsaka are doing.”
“Dealing with Julius. You just worry about your opponent. Though… no offense, but I kind of hope you don’t advance this round.”
“None taken.”
Finally recovered, Rin has taken up her usual spot on the rooftop once more.
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She greets us with her usual tact. She does eventually admit, after hearing Hakuno’s explanation, that fighting an invisible opponent would’ve been just as hard for her and Lancer. She notes that they need to find a way to analyse and disrupt his invincibility, but she trails off mid-thought and stares. Hakuno asks if something happened.
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I wasn’t sure if I should share this with you or not, but I figured you have a right to know.”
“Come on, spit it out! Or is that supposed to be your line?”
“Heh, yeah… about that… There’s no easy way to put this, so I won’t bother trying. I tried to find a link to your body.”
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“… oh.”
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Prior to the start of the Holy Grail War, not a single log regarding your activities exists. The reason I can’t find a link is because you have no body to link to. You aren’t human.”
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My theory is that you are one of these NPCs who somehow gained the powers associated with Masters… Some think that if you die in reality, your soul remains behind and you become a cyber ghost. That’s why I thought you were an NPC at first. You didn’t seem real the way most Masters do.”
You’re just like Alice, lady.
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Even if you win the Holy Grail and receive a wish, you’ll still be stuck in the SE.RA.PH. If you were fighting for survival, you can stop now. After all… you’re already dead.”
“…”
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… I hope you agree. That’s why I needed to tell you this now.”
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(… so that’s it, I guess. There really wasn’t a reason for me to keep fighting. Shinji, Dan, Alice – they died for nothing.
For a nobody.
… but I’m not the only one who’s been killing. All those people in the preliminaries. The girl at the fountain with the flowers. The couple on the first floor. Rin.
The Moon Cell has been perfectly happy to make real people kill each other over this stupid fucking prize in the first place.
… so yeah, Rin. I think I do.)
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“You say I’m going to be stuck in the SE.RA.PH no matter what I wish for, right?”
“Y… es?”
“Then I can still wish for something outside the SE.RA.PH. When I win the Grail, I’m going to wish for it to dismantle itself. I’m going to wish that the Moon Cell Holy Grail War never happens again. I’m going to wish for the Grail to take itself out behind the shed and give itself both barrels in the fucking mouth before I’m done here.”
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It is a compelling reason to go on.”
Caster appears. With her own take on what’s happened.
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Ah, I’m sorry! I mean, I know you’re not happy about being like us, but… I mean… sorry…”
“Hey. Come on. It’s okay Tamamo. I’m not upset.”
“O-oh. Uh. Thanks. Ma- Hakuno. A-anyway, don’t give up! And If you get the Grail, you can wish all your worries away!”
Hakuno makes her best attempt at a reassuring smile.
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“… wait did you just smile?”
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A-anyway, have you decided what you want to do? Even if a miracle occurred and you won, you might not even receive the promised reward. Knowing all this, you’re still willing to take on Julius? You’re ready to fight to the end?”
“Bet your ass I am.”
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I’m glad you chose how you did. If you’d given up after all this, I would’ve killed you myself.”
“Not creepy at all, Rin.”
“What can I say? Hakuno Kishinami is a safe bet.”
The conversation quickly turns to a pre-emptive strike – if Julius is to be dealt with at the week’s end, there’s no use waiting for Assassin to slip up. Good thing we have a talented spirit-hacker on our side.
Rin prepares three traps to give to Hakuno – one tests for a held item or Noble Phantasm projecting the invisibility, one checks for an invisibility spell, and one for any chi Assassin might be radiating. On top of that, Rin hacks the Arena to cut off the only path to the second half, funnelling Julius and Assassin over the three traps.
This done, Hakuno retires for the day. Laying the bait and springing the trap will be stressful enough with a full night’s sleep.
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Caster greets the new day in her usual Caster way.
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“Of course I have. How could I be lost with you and Rin with me?”
[Sniffles] “Stop giving me feelings you jerk.”
A quick stop-off at the library first. A new volume has spawned to shed new light on the Harway family. And I shamefully inform you all that I only just now looked up what ‘plutocracy’ actually means. Basically, it’s a megacorp that’s slowly schlorped up a full third of the planet’s land and a further two thirds of its wealth. They then distribute it equally among everybody while maintaining a policy of complete technological stagnation.
This on top of treating the genocide of all of Asia as a ‘[wiggles hand] meh’ event.
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“Oh, look at that lovely scrawny throat I can punch!”
“These empty threats are beneath you.”
“Do you seriously, honestly think this shit will work? Super Communism ushering in a golden age of world peace?”
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So long as the ruler who presides over it is perfect, the government will be fair and just.”
“And what about the people who disagree?”
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Selfish, perverse individuals do reside within our hierarchy. Rin Tohsaka’s displeasure is founded. But once I become head, I will eradicate those cancers and usher in a new era of human history. Now that I’ve given you a taste of my utopia, I must be off. Please, use your remaining time wisely.”
“… oh wow you so have to die, kid. No way am I letting Julius stop me from punching this little shit in the throat.”
Back on the rooftop, Hakuno and Rin discuss the second stage of the plan.
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“Alone!? That’s suicide! Have you forgotten about Assassin being able to kill Servants in one punch!?”
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Seriously, relax. I’ll make sure that everything goes as planned.”
“And if Julius fucking murders you then all of this will have been for nothing.”
“Please, don’t insult me. Unlike you, I’ve survived situations far more lethal than this. This is just another dangerous situation amongst many. So don’t worry. If I fail, I die. And I don’t plan on dying just yet. And at that time, Julius will probably lose it, right? If I die or not, you’ll come out ahead.”
Hakuno lunges forward.
And hugs Rin.
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“I don’t want you to die. I’m fucking scared okay. And hearing you act so blasé about it is just freaking me out more. Julius is a killer okay? This is all he lives for. He’ll kill you if he has half the chance. And you might be okay with leaving me all alone but I’m not okay? I’m not.”
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[Sniffs]
“Hey. You’ll be doing Julius’ work for him in a minute. Ease off for a second. Okay?”
“Fine. But only because I want to. Not because you told me to.”
“What a pair we make, huh Hakuno?”
“Match made in heaven, Rin.”
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Even if I’m no longer a Master, if I’m to die I want to go down fighting until my last breath.”
“Alright. Okay. That’s… enough.”
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After all you’ve done, if I can’t hold up my end as your Servant I’ll turn tail and run.”
“Only if you carry me.”
Inside, Hakuno and Caster get in position and wait. They don’t have to wait long before Julius storms in, clearly buttflustered.
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We won’t be able to move until we have more information. But first, I must take care of that young girl.”
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(… was he even talking to Julius just now?)
Rin calls Hakuno. She can’t even break a dozen static-y words before the call is cut off. On top of it all, she sounded in-pain.
Oh boy.
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” ‘Some’!?”
“We should probably pick up the pace.”
“Ya think!?”
Julius and Assassin step directly into the first trap – the one to determine if the invisibility is a Noble Phantasm. Immediately, Assassin seems distracted. Julius asks if there’s a problem.
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“… I see.”
Onward, shadowing the pair to the second trap.
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“I sure am glad he can’t see us through this completely transparent walls.”
“That does seem like a bit of a design flaw doesn’t it…”
“That could be the case. So do we withdraw, Julius? Remember that even a mouse will fight when cornered.”
“… No need. I’m still on edge after that skirmish with that tiresome girl. If our foe is here, I will crush them.”
[Hakuno does the ‘squeezing the tiny person’ perspective trick from her hiding spot. Flipping Julius off with the other hand.]
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“Is there something wrong?”
Not only does Assassin sense the trap again, this time he turns and looks right at Hakuno.
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Only to brush it off. Or lie about it. Curious… On to the third trap.
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“Hmph… such irritating insolence. Do you know where they are hiding?”
And then, all of a sudden, the third trap works.
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Truly amazing! Hahaha, most excellent, Julius! It seems our enemy is allied with a magus of the highest order! This trap uses all eight divinations of Tao! To force my chi back into myself is quite an accomplishment! As is obvious, you’ve overcome my Concealment! And the injury you’ve inflicted will take days to heal!”
Assassin is… into it.
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“Shitshitshit!”
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So, what trick are you going to do next? Or should I show you my transforming routine?”
“I thought you locked your Shapeshift skill.”
“Shhhhhhhhhhshshshsh.”
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Once again, I commend you on defeating my Concealment. No other opponent has managed that before now.”
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If I am to asphyxiate a target, I’d rather it be a lion than a rat! But still, I am doomed to do only evil!”
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Anyway, I think it’s time that you acknowledge my Master’s greatness. Then again, you aren’t very smart. Could it be that it wasn’t only your muscles that were damaged, but your brain as well? Honestly, the thought of touching you makesm y skin crawl, but the evil you’ve done demands punishment. My dear Master, shall we put an end to all of this now?”
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It seems that you hide your weakness behind a warrior’s pose. Perhaps you are like Daji, but not as civilized?”
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I’ll burn you to cinders in the fires of yomi and cook what’s left of your body in a wok over the flames!”
I cannot maintain this form for long, but I will at least bestow upon you the torment of hell itself!”
“… Jesus. Sometimes I think they should skip the War and just have rap battles.”
And so our first proper preview battle with Assassin finally begins!
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he starts the battle by casting Focused Chi to turn invisible. He turns right back to being visible once that turn is over, so it really doesn’t mean much, but whatever.
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Mandatory shot of me owning Assassin with a Bestial Sky charged attack.
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He can also seal your Break command, as you can see in Tamamo’s status effect section in the top left, and go Super Saiyan.
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After which he does this. I don’t even know any more.
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The only reason why Leo deigns to notice you is the fact you are one of the masses. However I still ask, ‘why?’ There is something about you that truly irritates me. Never mind. I don’t care. The Elimination Match will come soon. It is there that this farce will end.”
Julius and Assassin fuck off, once again displaying their hacked-in teleportation powers. Leaving Hakuno and the decidedly winded Caster alone.
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Much to her relief, Hakuno gets a call from Rin soon after. She’s wounded, and completely out of defensive countermeasures, but alive. She restores full access to the Arena floor once she hears of the anti-chi trap’s success but nobody’s much in the mood for more exploring. Since at this point Caster is running on 300 HP and 20 MP. I rushed in for the Trigger then rushed right back out.
The next day, we head to the library to look up clues of Assassin’s identity. Apparently Bajiquan masters of the Qinq Dynasty could master their chi to make themselves ‘one with both heaven and earth’, making them invisible.
Wikipedia lists no less than ten famous Bajiquan practitioners. It’s something, I guess.
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Rani is… helpful… as ever. Regardless, we head to the roof to meet up with Rin once again.
They basically just reiterate what we already know – Assassin is a martial arts master, and there can’t be many historical figures that could fit that description and class.
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(Just three more left. You can do this, Hakuno. You can do this.)
To my shock, I realize that I somehow accumulated three level-ups without noticing, so off I race to the Chapel to spend my nine skill points! Three points is all I need to finally bump Endurance up to C, finally leaving me free to splurge all the points I receive from now on Magic and Agility. The skill points also finally boost Caster over the threshold for her penultimate skill. Breath of the Soul restores 10% of her mana post-battle. Utterly useless for Elimination Matches of course, but that’s when Caster is at her strongest anyway. Breath of the Soul does a great job speeding up grinding so that Hakuno doesn’t have to waste all her own mana casting MP Heal every turn, but it’s kind of too little too late for my tastes.
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It may be hard to believe, but I think the reality of this place is just now starting to set in…”
“Good luck tomorrow.”
“You too.”
Inside the school building, we turn in the pilfered lobster to Taiga for our prize.
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What are you, Taiga.
The good news is that Rin is nearby with a big fat gold speech bubble over her head. She’s available to hand out some semi-optional info, so let’s get her to talk our ears off!
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What is it you’re lacking? Is it insufficient preparation, or is it a paucity of information?”
“If I wasn’t so numb at the moment I’d ask what the fuck a paucity even is.”
“Numb? Try blissfully ignorant. It’d be more accurate. Anyway Hakuno, I have time on my hands, so if you want to ask something… do so now. Of course, I’ll only answer questions that pertain to being a Master. I normally can’t be bothered with things like this, but I’m feeling generous. So, ask away.”
“Fine. What do you think about the Grail War? The whole… having to kill people thing.”
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… While I agree the conditions are severe, I cannot say that they are unreasonable. Everything has its limits. The land, resources, reputation; even time itself is finite. Everyone has different goals, and the resources to fulfil them are limited, which leads to conflict. To have your wish granted, another wish must be denied… that’s the way of the world. The rules found here in the SE.RA.PH are simple compared to those that govern the real world. I mean, in the real world, innocent bystanders are frequently victims of the fighting around them. Compared to that, the terms of the Holy Grail War are quite fair. I’d go as far as to say moral. The motivations and consequences are made clear, and there are no innocents here.”
“… it’s certainly easier to punch Leo in the throat here than having to do it in the real world and get past a hundred bodyguards I guess.” (But I wouldn’t say there aren’t any innocents here. Or… weren’t…)
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And don’t forget that conflict between individuals is not necessarily a bad thing. Understand your opponent to win. Anticipate your opponent to win. Respect your opponent to win. These three things are what I consider to be the essence of the Grail War. How this reality came to be the Holy Grail War, I honestly couldn’t tell you. I personally think the system was created for the purpose of better understanding mankind.”
“Alright. So that’s the Moon Cell taken care of. What’s the real world like?”
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It’s not going to happen right away, of course. There’s no easily identifiable danger to prevent. There was a global catastrophe thirty years ago, but it actually helped stabilize the population. However, with the massive loss of life, all progress came to a crashing halt. Now there is no war, no famine, no poverty. But there is no advancement, only stasis. New discoveries, scientific breakthroughs, even space travel have all come to a standstill. Mankind has yet to even explore the moon. History itself has somehow been corrupted. Since the near-extinction of mankind, human society has stagnated, like water in a marsh.
The Harway family wants to keep the status quo, as it is easier to maintain than change. That may work in the short term, but resource scarcity and environmental decay isn’t far off. Like walking down an incline, it’s only really noticeable if you look ahead instead of at your feet. And if the incline was endless and there was no hope at the end, would you keep going? I don’t hold to that fatalistic view. That’s why I’m here; to fight against a hopeless future.”
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The value of a person’s wish isn’t determined by its grandeur or its intent. Everyone has their own reasons for entering. I just thought I’d share mine with you.”
“… thanks, Rin. I’m glad you took the time to talk.”
Rin actually waves goodbye when Hakuno departs. She’s being far too personable today – she must be Zero Berserker in disguise.
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Honestly, I’ve never even entertained the possibility of you defeating Kuzuki, but… the more I think on it, the more I begin to feel that you’re the one I should be worried about.”
(You’re probably right there. No body to hold back my magic… probably isn’t a limit to how far I can push Caster. I guess being a buggy bit of code has some uses after all. Hahaha. Haaaa…)
I take a trip to the Arena but there’s nothing story-related there, so moving right along!
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It’s a little annoying for Tamamo to have been lent a hand by that woman, but sacrifices must be made. And Tamamo knows how to milk a rival for all she’s worth… because she’s clever as a fox!”
“… are you jealous?”
“NO! … yeah >>”
Tamamo scribbles something down.
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Please read the instructions really carefully. If you don’t know how to use it, a Noble Phantasm is useless.”
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It’s the most important piece of information to know about Tamamo. Please use it to its fullest, my dear Master <3.”
Next time on Fate/Extra: the fifth Elimination Match, and Caster’s Noble Phantasm revealed!