Let’s Play Sword Art Online: Hollow Fragment – Part 10

So I saw a mysterious Event marker in the street in front of the Arc Sophia teleport gate and investigated. Boy was that a bad idea.

Because this guy got stuck babysitting Silica in the field outside Arc Sophia while she struggled to overcome level 80 bees. You’ll notice that Silica is level 86 now. Meaning she shot up ten levels between The Incident and now, just after the defeat of the floor boss. Boy her arms must be tired from all that pot-scrubbing and table-waiting. And nothing else you sick fucks. Another scene begins after three deadly bees are slain.

I see no possible way this could go wrong.

[One ill-timed Sword Skill from Silica giving the enemies a chance to surround her and her teleport crystal falling from her sweaty hands later]

I see this went wrong in every possible way.

Pina begins to glow, possibly with a cry of “OD AH VIING”. This draws aggro from every monster in the field, allowing Kirito to pick Silica up and sprint away.

*sigh* I’m not even mad any more SAO. I’m just disappointed.

In any case, the pair return to town and Silica thankfully fucks off to go braid her hair or comb her dragon or tear the fabric of reality asunder with her voice or whatever it is girls do. Pina clearly has some kind of Special Hidden Secret Power that Kirito ponders on as Silica leaves, but that’s obviously for another time. Gotta pad this shit out for 25 floors after all!

So I managed to get Leafa’s Attack outfit after some more Hollow Area grinding.

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tum te tum

Maybe Buff will look better?

Onward, bitches, to the Hollow Area!

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“But onii-chan-”
“NO IMOUTO OF MINE IS GOING TO WEAR SOMETHING LIKE THAT IN PUBLIC.”

THE HORN OF MADNESS. HE USES AN AXE, WE USE AN AXE, AND BATTLE AXE LOVERS ARE BACKING US UP. PREPARE FOR THE MOST HEAVY METAL BATTLE EVER.

Still grinding Leafa’s Defence tendency for the inevitably stupid-looking outfit. And getting all three tendency outfits unlocks a fourth ‘ultimate’ outfit which will probably look stupid too!

A bulging sixpack, a nose-ring and a Super Saiyan mohawk? The Horn of Madness isn’t fucking around.

And he’s just crackling with sexual energy. Time to turn up the metal.

“WE WILL DRAIN OUR FOE DRY IN AN OCEAN OF BLOOD, FELLOW WARRIORS”

“GET BEHIND HIM, COMRADES. I WILL HOLD HIS ATTENTION WITH THE FLEXING OF MY MIGHTY ARM MUSCLES”

“HAHAHA! I SEE THE LIGHT GLISTENING OFF MY SWEAT-SOAKED MANLY BICEPS HAS BLINDED THE BEAST. NOW IS OUR CHANCE!”
“Oh god my eyes I can’t see!”

“I SEE ITS ARMS REGENERATE. THIS IS GOOD. WE CAN CHOP OFF MORE THAN TWO!”

“YES FRIENDS ATTACK WHILE THE BEAST IS STUNNED!”

“POW! HAHAHAHAHA!”

“Pfff. Should not have sent babies to do man’s job.”
“Kazuto please go back to the antisocial loner thing.”
“Okay.”

I know that feel Kirito.

Long story short, Kirito goes outside to train. Leafa comes across him doing so and gives him shit about never getting up that early for physical activity IRL. Again, I know that feel Kirito. Naturally the pair decide to spar like in kendo. I see no possible way this could end poorly.

It ended poorly.

Also seriously Kirito it’s just a fucking breast. They aren’t some kind of mystifying object. They’re pouches of fatty tissue that hang off the front of a woman’s chest. You’ve felt them before. You have a wife. Hell, you felt them yesterday when you carried Silica away like a suitcase.

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here is the last attack bonus reward. it’s a chestpiece. it looks stupid and it’s weaker than the thing i bought for a million col in the arc sophia armour shop like twelve updates ago

fuck you hollow fragment